The Standard August Party Rules Apply

1. Bring a potluck item or don't.
2. Stay a long time or don't.
3. Dress Hawaiian or don't.
4. Bring the children or don't.
5. Children under the age of 21 are strictly prohibited from drinking the more expensive alcohol.
6. Parents are responsible for keeping your children out of pond, as an excess of drowned children can clog the filter system.
7. Do not encourage Steve Isaacson.
8. Do not wake the host after he has passed out, no matter how loudly he is snoring.
9. Behavior that damages the premises is strictly forbidden, even if it is done at the expressed encouragement of the host.
10. There is still no rule 10.
11. In the event of any lewd and lascivious behavior, the host must be immediately alerted, and preferably reminded to bring his digital camera.
12. Changes to the music will be done only with the approval of the host. Changes in the music to Josh Groban or Billy Joel will result in your being asked to leave the premises.

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